New Years Resolutions for 2009

by Kenneth McDade on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 10:08am

McDade's New Year's Resolutions for 2009



Find out who gave Ryan Seacrest a career and have them beaten.

Find out who created Sudoku puzzles and have them beaten. Worse.

Worship more

Buy more Girl Scout cookies? and finally get that Excessive Sweets merit badge.

No more high speed car chases.

Watch that road rage

Try to resist the urge to whack-a-mole.

Forgo future plans to start my own boy band.

Spend more time away from work.

Learn how to fix darn near everything.

Write an Idiot's Guide for Sweet Sweet Lovin'.

Dance. And when in doubt - groove.

Lay foundation for McDade Presidential Campaign 2012.

Misplace myself.

Vote myself off the island. Again.

Thwart the evil-doers.

Make a run for the border.

Be sure to ask for directions.

No, really. I'll ask for directions.

Seriously.

Bang the drum slowly

Buy a drum (see above.)

Thank the little people.

Suppress the urge to listen to the voices.

Look for love in all the right places. You know, change it up a bit.

Try to get out and see a movie every now and again.

Stop making lists.



... and finally...



Party like it's 1999 (I say this every year, and as you can tell, it continues to grow more inappropriate every year.)